I think it’s hilarious that I can be looking at a photo on tumblr and it could be the CUTEST PHOTO of like a baby bunny and inside my head I’m like THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN I AM SOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW but this is my face
U CAN SEE MY NEEPLE(S)
Went to makeup school with one of my besties today and she turned me into a freaking bombshell.
vela221983 asked: You are so sexy baby 😋😋😍😍 nice titis
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I’m 24 tomorrow!
shoes- new look
I couldn’t pick one
Anonymous asked: why hospital are you ok
Yeahhh my ovaries suck I have PCOS I’m pretty pcos…ssed. Piss-COSed. I’m pissed and there are no puns available
the next time a guy is like “yo babe lemme see your pu$$y” I’m going to send them this ultrasound photo of the inside of my vagina.
hospital visit hilarity
saw this hilarious communist russia looking ice cream truck on the street?? “velcome to Polar Express our jingle is the USSR anthem played on a xylophone and the only flavour we sell is ice”
I always try SO HARD to not do my open mouth idiot/super bitch face but I can’t help it. I’ve accepted it.
Denim thing- thrifted
A couple (terrible quality) photos of my outfit in the hotel before my bff and I went out in London. Let’s please just ignore the fact that my legs are a different colour thank u
Heels & Top- asos